Aaron Bertrand

I am a passionate technologist with industry experience dating back to Classic ASP and SQL Server 6.5. I am a long-time Microsoft MVP, write at Simple Talk, SQLPerformance, and MSSQLTips, and have had the honor of speaking at more conferences than I can remember. In non-tech life, I am a father of two, a huge hockey and football fan, and my pronouns are he/him. If I've helped you out, consider thanking me with a coffee. :-)

6 Responses

  1. Rick Cornell says:

    Cool…I like it and it's different.

  2. travis says:

    Who is the artist behind this? Brilliant!

  3. jchang says:

    is MS trying to convey the curvature of space-time, that SSMS2008 is like a space-time singularity? (black hole for lay people)

  4. kemoid says:

    nice one

  5. Kevin3NF says:


  6. andyleonard says:

    I like it!
    :{> Andy